You never know what's going to happen when celebrities open their big flapping mouths – and that's why we love them so. Here are our favourite star quotes from the past few days...

“I had a good nosey round. I jumped on her bed when she wasn’t looking, sniffed her knickers – all the things I wanted to do.”
It’s probably safe to say Joe Swash won’t be getting another invitation round to Pamela Anderson’s gaff.